Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Gypsie]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION

Encryption: Cabbages
Source: Ravenhurst Watch, Baffin System
From: Dr. Hodge Van Mojo, Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord
To: Alex Hammond
Subject: Application





Kallisti Mr. Hammond!

Your application seems to be in order, I will poke the HQ with a ten feet pole stick to remind them of you. If they consider you worthy of the try, after some days (which may be 5, or perhaps 23?), you will be sent a set of questions that you must answer with utter diligence. If you pass that lil exam of ours, you'll be in.

Hope to see you soon around Baffin flashig new robes!

Yours in Eris,

Dr. Hodge Van Mojo
Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord

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Malaclypse Freeport