Going around doing my trades and spreading the great Principia Discordia when was approached by two pirates named Jinxed and Pink.Panther in NY. I hate behing interrupted while reading our Principles... Anyway, was asked to pay 8 million Sirius Credits or meet my faith in 10 seconds. Not alot of time really, and 8 million thats nearly all of my profit!
PS. Honourable mention to SCRA|MIL-Picher who came to assist.
To diverse gods do mortals bow, Holy Cow, and Wholly Chao.