For your amusement and to enrich your heuristics I attach logs from two educational sessions performed in New York. Remember, that slaves of Liberty corporatocracy should be enlightened whenever possible, naturally, providing that their rapid disintegration can be avoided at all.
Kind regards,
Nicole Hunter
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Surveillance log: New York, Nicole Hunter's Sabre, 8th February
Milton Krest: Hold it, Foley. Just want to tell you it's better for you to pay 1,5 million SC if you want to get out of this alive. Foley: You want .. 1.5 mill ? Milton Krest: Aye. Foley: Well, if I give ya some money , what's stopping ya from blowing me up anyways? Nicole Hunter: I have enough of your typical corporate slave talk. Foley: Looks like my days are numbered. Milton Krest: Aye, listen to miss Hunter, she's not so soft-hearted. Nicole Hunter: You will do what Mr Krest asks you to or we will disintegrate your ship atom after atom, then we will pick up your escape pod, and drop it near a star corona. Then we will stay in comms range to hear your scream as the life support will not be able to keep the heat off your capsule. So you have 10 seconds to pay or prepare for some crispy sunbath. Foley: Damned Mexicans. Milton Krest: Who're Mexicans? Foley: Who robs people like this, if they aren't Mexican? Nicole Hunter: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... Actually, I have an idea... What's your name corporate shill? Foley: Just Foley... isn't it? Nicole Hunter: All right Mr Foley. I have an alternative for you, which will not include killing you and destroying your ship. You will enter New York.... Foley: I like New York. Nicole Hunter: We will take you couple clicks away from the main lane and then you will send several messages on the system-wide channel. Foley: You want me to follow you? Nicole Hunter: Follow Mr Orlov. Foley: You got it man, easy with the guns. All buddies here now. New friends and all, Nicole Hunter: Now head to E2, Mr Foley. Now! And you will send these messsages over system-wide frequency... "The Liberty Government is corrupted and stands as oppressive upholder of corporatocracy. Both the Navy and the LSF are nothing more than puppets in the hands of dissolved corporate snollygosters. Thank you Lane Hackers for opening my eyes on the injustice and inequality that plagues this House." Don't test our patience, Mr Foley! You have 10 seconds to comply to my demand. After that you're dead. Foley:The Liberty Navy is corrupt and stands as oppressive upholder of Corproacracy! Both the Navy and LSF are nothing but puppets in the hands of dissolved corporate snollygosters! Thank you Lane Hackers for opening my eyes to the injustice and inequality that are the plague of Liberty! Nicole Hunter: Thank you Mr Foley. I believe your education is complete. Foley: Thank you Lane Hackers. Nicole Hunter: I hope you will have a pleasant journey.
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Surveillance log: New York, Nicole Hunter's Sabre, 8th March
Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: Konbanwa, gentlemen. Nicole Hunter: Whoa... stop there, Kusarian. You seem to be hauling quite a worthy cargo. Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: Are you taking your time, just to make me sweat a little? It is working. I am stuck to my chair. Nicole Hunter: Really nice cargo... Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: Please, take pity on a poor hauler, and make your demand. Nicole Hunter: If it wasn't for the fact that the Blood Dragon Shogunate has fallen... Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: ...long before either of us were born... Nicole Hunter: ...we would have certainly made you sweat more and more... and send them recordings for amusement. Milton.Krest: He's, like, asking to get in trouble... Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: Asking for... for... for trouble? No, please. I don't want trouble. I just want to get my cargo to it's destination with the minimum of damage. Nicole Hunter: However, since that time has passed we will let you get out alive if you.... Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: If I..? Nicole Hunter: Pay us a little donation, let's say 3 million credits. Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: Thank you! Thank you, thank you! Nicole Hunter: Transfer confirmed. Now, if you make one more... Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: One more...? Nicole Hunter: ...friendly act I will give you a tip that might save you. Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: Please, I have no more handkerchiefs to use. They're all drenched in perspiration. What kind of act? Nicole Hunter: You will send a certain message on system-wide channel. Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: Anything! Anything! Do you want me to say that you are blessed with enormous bosoms, and that your eyes sparkle like lasers? I can say it! I can muster the courage! Nicole Hunter: The message is: "LSF is a nomad kissing conglomerate of corrupted lackwits that do not know the difference between toilet and a shower." So how it will be, Samura-san? Kinmon Gosan no Kiri:I have been instructed to pass along this message: The honourable LSF is a kisser of nomads and bribed semi-sentients that cannot effectively cleanse themselves without supervision. Was that right, Hacker-san? Nicole Hunter: Indeed, that's true. The hint I have for you is... avoid lanes in New York. There is a group operating here that is not nearly as polite as we are. Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: Your kindness will be known to my grandchildren, Hacker-san! I shall impart that tip to all my fellow haulers. Nicole Hunter: If you want to save your ship and crew - take a longer trip. Please, continue your journey. Kinmon Gosan no Kiri: Thank you, thank you!
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