What the... ain't this just the strangest little thingto happen in the past couple weeks. And given recent events, that's sure sayin' something. Ah, jeez, and I haven't even introduced myself.To you two, I'm sure, fine ladies, and pretty much anyone else that's listenin' in, I'm Matthäus Jepsen, freelance mercenary, escort, and whatever else pays, pretty much. And not at all the sort of person you'd be worried about having around your kids.
Jeez, I'm sure that gave the right impression. Either way, anyone in this channel looking for some muscle? Work's been surprisingly slow these past two weeks, and I've got a family to feed, y'know. I'm up for pretty much anything. Or, if paying for a stranger with guns to follow you around isn't exactly your taste, I'd be delighted to casually make an acquaintance or two.
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