Heavenly Alarming Maiden

[Ame-chan]

"Nuh uh! THAT NOT HOW IT happen!"

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"AmeAme was walking in AmeForest. Then ShinyLady-sama went into cave since was sad that windy BlowGod was blowing and... umm... killed horsey. AmeAme not like horsey, BUT STILL!"

"Then... Umm... danced on bucket. Not wearing clothes BECAUSE THERE NO SUCH THING! Clothes part of Cabbage Conspiracy. Should not wear."

"So SunnyLady-sama came out of hideyhole and was bright again. And AMEAME WAS BIGGEST HERO since IT MY IDEA get her out of cave!!!"

"SO THEN AmeAme found dark robot baka, but BEAT UP since HE NOT REAL and FIGMENT OF Ameimagination."

"Then AmeAme was bored, so went to Space. Then got superior AmeShip from MoneyBaka (also got FuzzyThing! Yay FuzzyThing!) and used AmeShip to SHOOT BRETOCABBAGE! YAAAAY!"

"Then got bored with space and went to Gensokyo. Where AMEAME BUILT superior shrine from AmeShip and got RedWhiteMiko to give donations to AmeAme."

"Also found a fwuffy fox! Yay Fox!"

"Also AmeAme has a Niece. She is Shinky. Not know why..."

"Anyway, WENT BACK TO spacey sirius place since... umm..."

"ummmm...."

"Not know why. IT FULL OF BAKAS now wat NOT KNOW OF superior AmeAme!"

"Wait WHERE DID GO FuzzyThing?!"

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This was a SUPERIOR AMEPOST!