A horrible noob confession

[JayDee Kasane]

"Sir, why are you docking with this base in such an aggressive manner?"
"I'm trying to map Sirius!!"
"Sir, just buy a map in the tourist board..."
"No you don't understand! My trade routes won't update unless I enter the base!"
"Sir... how much have you had to drink tonight?"
"Irrelevant, I must go and update my base maps!"
"Sir, step away from the vehicle. STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!!"
"Liberty... What could possible go wrong?"

that is most funny thing I heard this week

---