The Blood Money - Freeport One Edition -

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David Derpkam enters into the bar wearing a swimsuit and waterglasses. He follows the bartender's path.
Waiter.
A cough becomes a half smile while striking the chest.
My name is David. David Derpkam. Get me lemon juice with honey, throat has gone mad.
A few coins magically appear in the bar. He patiently waits until the bartender's back.
Now, you, my fair gentleman. Tell me who I have to speak with to find a job which isn't garden related, if you know what I mean..
Removes his waterglasses as the man tells him about Cerulean, and throws a coin his way.
Then what are you standing still for? Go get him, there are more from where this one came. Tell him it's time to make some noise.

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inb4 Sirius gets renamed to XTF.