2 months? BAH!
That's nuthin' but 4-8 paychecks worth of wussy downtime.
I can do 2 months standing on your head & still taste my breakfast when I burp the alphabet, considering that every time I simply blink my eyes, it's already Christmas again.
I'm guessing there must be some isolated pocket of non-linear space-time; indigenous to Canadian big rigs I'm unaware of 'cause all I know is, you were ranting about something one day that I glazed over with an eye roll, then all the sudden, you made this thread.
I've got bong resin in the other room that's older than 2 months.
PEANUTS, MAN! MERE PEANUTS ON THE COSMIC CALENDAR!!
