How dare you utter such blasphemy in my presence? I made the Legion! I have served my Commander for 1 and a half years adding to the wealth, power, and influence of the Legion, and you use such insulting words against me.
You use recent battles against the LSF as proof in HF's current prowess. Do not forget, that the LSF are half-witted idiots who wear their idiocracy proudly on their sleeves by recruiting teenagers, tossing them a bit of cash, and sending them as effective suicide bombers to Magellan. These "fights" pale in comparison to the massive fleet battles I have faced before. Would you like to fight against 6 Phantoms with 2 Ravenclaws? Outnumbered and outgunned are our specialty, you should know that by now.
You also state that I have been absent for the past few months, while you have been putting all your effort and time into the Legion. Well, obviously, this amount is inadequate. The Legion's current state pales in comparison to the ranks of the old. Mind you, remember our member rate of 18 active daily members just 1 year ago? Oh, you're most likely too green to know any of this. My apologies for your ignorance and lack of experience.
While I have been away, where have you received confirmation that Drake Thastus is deceased? The last you were informed is that Jack Kaine, Steve McCloud, and Kira Bliss were diligently searching for our rightful leader. Or do you feel that making up information is the best tactic? I shant be suprised, I have seen this obvious disdain and traitorship toward this mighty institution for so long now.
Gather your information properly, Commander.
Kaine out.
Slight ooc noted by some players in this posted, edited.
I am a long-absent Supreme Commander, Executive Commander, Grand Admiral, Fleet Admiral, and Captain in the mighty Hellfire Legion. I have returned, and am on an urgent mission from Drake Thastus to return the Legion to its former glory, and to claim the galaxy for its own. Only then will I be able to rest.
RP Story (Still deciding whether or not to finish)