To the High Command of our "allies" the Order, and only then.

[Eduard]

Shivering bollocks of holy rotten cheesy socks!

What the holy obese goat of mayonnaise is happening?

Here I was, enjoying my vacation somewhere in Liberty, climbing trees to reach the bathroom windows of little kid orphanages so I can establish detailed video reports for future references and right when I could record the top of the cupcake my jizzy machine is bleeping!

Admiral Pee Wee, why can't I have vacantion? Why? You deserve to have your engines filled with old mayo! Did I say the engines? No! Your own seat in fact! And when you get yourself stuck, I will call the plow heads to plow your head bush off and then I will take you in custody of Ninetasia for aggressing our holidays!

And you, you pathetic milk drinking, mayo faced, shrimpfoot, fish mouthed, Zoner, what are you thinking of you Mister Pijama Wearing, Banana-faced, Slipper Wielding, jelly herder, swineflu, monobrowed, wheelwright, shagger, Jessie, Oaf-looking, Yellow-Planked, Milk-Drinking, Soy-faced Shilpit, Mim-moothed, Sniveling Gamma Outcast Wee Wee muncher, Alpha Corsair Squid Poo smoker, Worm Eyed, Cold-dog, Vile-Stoochie, Mashed potato faced mayo gargling doozie popped brown faced jiggling kusarian eyed rotten jelly... You are a BOOB!

You come yadda-yadda'ing about your bladder and then you dare to spit that Order doesn't do its job? Well, let me tell you one thing you flattened stick of a bub, you are right! It is me, glorious #9, boss of Ninetasia and Governor of the Asteroid located in Omicron Zeta in the Phonphei Asteroid Field, 10 K east of the Iota JH, 100 M below the 0, or what bilbow munchers call, plain, coordinates, behind the bigger asteroid, who does all the insane jobs of killing the squids. And I, officially declare you a kebab! And now, I will have to bite your bottom cheeks as punishment! Mueheh

How dare you gargle facts that we pish pish you when it's actually your fault? You say you are innocent when actually you had squids on board and didn't give to us. Why? Why do you lie, Mayo Face? We try to be nice and look what you do! That's sad, Mayo Face, that's very sad.

I want you to say sorry to Pee Wee head now!

If you don't, at least, if you want to shoot some order, shoot a ship with a big #5 on it, ok? Good boy, Mayo Face!

Now before I leave, remember my name! I am the Holy #9, Pilot of 141 Supreme Leader and Boss of Ninetasia, the most powerful nation in the world. You must kiss down and bite my bottom cheeks! Bye!

Aw wait a second, Jeremy Hunter, uum... uum... Why do you look like one of those kids from the orphanage? Woops... Uum, if you were there... It was an accident!

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King Eduard is the greatest