To the High Command of our "allies" the Order, and only then.

[Eduard]

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Did... Did... Did you just call me a boy? Ew, you are a not a boob! You are a double Boob!

I am right now on my way to bust you up and scratch my ship on to your bottom cheeks but FIRST... First I have to stick this wheel back in the... HOLE!. Eeeeewwhh!

And how do you dare gargle me a Corsair? Do I look like I smoke squid poo? DO I?! Do I?! No, I don't look like I smoke squid poo. Of course I don't. Sure I don't!

You will now say sorry to me and Pee Wee head or else I will come and lick you!

If you don't believe me, I will sing you the song of Ninetasia until I fix my wheel!

Old McNine had a ship, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
And its steering wheel fell out of place, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
When Nine fixes it she’s gonna punch yer face, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
You are now a Soy-Faced Shilpit, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh

And then McNine’s gonna bite your B-cheeks, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
And them cheeks’re gonna have free licks, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
And now my steer wheel is fixed again, ya daa ya daa how
Mayo face, prepare for pain, ya daa ya daa AAAAOOOWW!!

McNine’s gonna bust your busty busty face

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King Eduard is the greatest