Fat Asian Laughing at Food

[Agmen of Eladesor]

I'm sorry, but that reminded me so much of a customer that came in this morning.

Not that the customer was fat or asian, just mental like this guy.

Swear to God, he went to every WRX STI we have on the lot, crouched down low, and then sniffed the tail pipes. Deep sniffs - just like a dog going up to another dog's butt and sniffing. Then he went over to the TV in the waiting room and started yelling for Sponge Bob to come on. And while he was waiting for Sponge Bob, he went over to the BRZ and stared at himself in the passenger mirror.

No, he wasn't by himself, and he wasn't the one buying a car. And he was about 30 years old - it was seriously a Rainman sort of thing.

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.