To: Order/OSI and Phoenix

[Major_Mayhem]

Dear Lord please send brains to all those who picked a cauliflower over a real head

Dear Leaders, warlords and whatnot of the ZA

In an earlier communication you told me about your 16tousand people, and all of a sudden you claim to have 50'000 marines? Please start to lie smarter. My brain feels insulted. As a side note: How do you fit 16'00 on that tiny station and these few ships of yours? You must have counted some of your cockroaches too.

You call yourself Zoner alliance, yet you do not represent even the tiniest thing that represents a Zoner. Not being suicidal would be among them. You managed to piss off every single one of your neighbors: Corsairs, Phoenix and Order.

Every single one of them holds orders of magnitudes more firepower than your group. And yet you stand here today thinking you could match all of them united against you. I once met a guy who was half as stupid and half as overbearing as you are. And he was in a mental institution. You are - in layman's terms - delusional and ignorant and most probably beyond help.

And if you're trying to fool us into believing that you have indeed captured well-defended bases: For the love of the old gods and the new, please, please at least try to disrupt subspace communication. I just came from a talk with laughing administrator of Lavidia Shipyard.

This base has over decades withheld major attacks from nomad-forces and you claim to be able to capture it with a few ten thousand of Marines without proper support?

And now you attacked one of our vessels, even though we have never, ever done anything to hurt you. Yeah I know I said a few harsh words and if they hurt you I would like to state that you should go find a corner and start crying.

I will summon a meeting of the Directors of Omicron Supply Industries to get out a more formal statement than this. In the mean time I will have a talk with the doctor of Freeport 9 and see how the injured crew is holding up.

Jason Kelly
Chief of Operation of Omicron Supply Industries
CEO of Kosenayr Technologies Incorporated