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[Snip3rNife]

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I found that if you get a Synth Foods tagged Marsflier equipped entirely with Coladas and Tizona Turrets and no sheild, armor, scanner or ID and then take it to the Nomad Lair and shoot the entrance for exactly 2 hours, 33 minutes, 17 seconds and 100 milliseconds (if you're 1 millisecond off you fail and have to start all over) then you can go in and tractor in the Nomad Power Cell. Then you have to dock on Planet Toledo and equip the Nomad Artifact. Then go into the Dyson Sphere and shoot it at the Nomad City. Then go to Newcastle and shoot it at the Nomad City there, then finally go to Omicron Alpha and blow up Planet Malta with it and Leroy Jenkins will come up to you in an Outcast Battleship and yell his name at you and destroy you. You'll respawn on Planet Baden Baden. Undock and buy a Rheinland Battleship and destroy Leroy Jenkins and he'll drop a SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME GIANT SWORD TO EQUIP TO YOUR BATTLESHIP. This only can be equipped on the Rheinland Battleship, but if you hit the sun with it it'll blow up the entire system. Do this in the Dublin System and it won't work, because Mario will come up to you and stop you. You'll have to race him to continue. But your Battleship doesn't fit through the rings so you shoot Mario and kill him. He'll drop a MEGA MUSHROOM TO MAKE YOUR RHEINLAND BATTLESHIP 10 TIMES LARGER THAN USUAL. Then proceed to Destroy Dublin and you'll seem to be stuck because there's no Jump Gate. You can still take the jumpholes out though, so go to Omega-47 and do a barrel roll and the game will crash and start up Portal instead. Go to the first level and shoot a portal at the floor and another at the ceiling and you'll fall through it and keep going forever and ever until you hit 88mph and teleport back to your Rheinland Battleship in Omega-47. You'll unlock the PORTAL GUN TO EQUIP ON YOUR BATTLESHIP AND TELEPORT BETWEEN POINT A AND B IN ANY SYSTEM. Teleport between Planet Pittsburgh and Planet Manhattan, then dock on the planet to receive 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 credits and the SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME JUSTICE MK I WEAPON. It can destroy any ship in 100 hits.

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