No-Fly zone in Omicron 74, recipients detailed

[Enkidu]

****Incoming Transmission****
***Transmission Impending****
***User I.D: Achille Augstain Nadeau****
---Logs opening---

*appears to be laughing so hard he can barely stand. After a short while Achille recovers, flourishing his cape*

"...ah you fools, life would truly lose it's flavour without you..."

*smirks, then apparently adopts a tone of the deepest solemnity*

"...It's a pity pity that most of you incorrigible harlequins will be dead in twenty-four hours, but ah, such is life."

"Oh and I'll feel free to amuse myself as much as I wish within this exquisitely open channel. Never before have I encountered such an absolute selection of respectable, well-reasoned, none-violent personages as those true and absolute Zoners who appear to find this little... peacekeeping venture..." *appears to be giggling* "...Somewhat untoward. Oh well, If it's any recompense, I'll place a decorative bouquet on all of your gravestones. Perhaps it will make the manner of your self-chosen demise seem more "brave", or, dare I utter it; "heroic" even? I'm sure your grandchildren will bawl in your memory."

***Collapses into mirth, before mumbling on the floor:***

"Oh, and..." *Chuckle* "...Corsair, you might wish to speak slightly louder, oui? It appears that these inferiors haven't truly appreciated the..." *giggle* "...'Moral weight' of your transmission, shall we call it? Perhaps a Siege Fleet up the posterior will settle that for them. Or maybe several".

"Slay them all my friends, slay them all".

---logs closed---

****Transmission out****

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