To: Colonial Republic Senior Officer(s)

[Fro]

Greetings to whoever this transmission reaches. Ezreal Matsumoto of Cryer Pharmaceuticals writing. I'm sure whoever you are, you're a busy person, so I'll be direct. I would like to take home one of your glorious Nyx starships. Why? Well, I recently saw one in action, and it was damn sexy. Allow me to explain. I was on a routine mission to kill Outcasts, seeing as I get paid to. Not to say I wouldn't do it for free! Anyway, I headed for the Tau systems obviously. Once there, I picked a fight with the first Outcast I saw. Unfortunately, he was jacked off his ass on that orange stuff and was zipping around me like a fly. Needless to say, I was out-manned and outgunned. Then out of the blue, or black rather, a CR pilot comes up on our six and almost instantaneously blows the son of a bitch out of space. That's when I knew I had to get my hands on one of those badass Nyx's.

I'd be willing to pay 250,000,000 credits for the rights. Think about it! Ezreal out.