I was thrilled by your advise, so I tried to put our laws where you suggested. It was not easy, but I know some tricks.
Now it's your turn. I hope you know some tricks too. You'll need 'em.
P.S. I'm sure you enjoyed your forest adventure with "two of dumber representants of Corsair nation". They did. They told me you were pretty laud and made many forest animals fly in fear. It was not so easy to make "drop dead" two of our young cadets, so I guess I should respect your... stamina and... other talents *smiles like a boy with both hands in his pockets*.
*El Comisario reaches OFF button and transmission ends*