Do not believe these stories about a nuclear fallout.
Radiation levels have been higher here on planet Crete for centuries.
Corsair forces are instructed to avoid civilian casualties,
the people on Gran Canaria are safe.
We are currently dealing with the aftermath of a swift and victorious response to a situation that could have endangered the protectorate.
The sooner we can make sure the planet is clear of hostile forces,
the sooner things will turn back to normal.
That is why we insist on full cooperation and understanding for our current mission.
Meanwhile , I have been told to advice anyone to stay away from milk and vegetables.
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