Address to the People of Omega-49

[Pepe]

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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron

*holds an earring in his hand*
This is getting mucho embarrassing now, senores Zoners. It has gone too far. I'm doing my job, you are doing yours and we never fiesta. I have to arrest you if you're buzzing around late at night, that's my job until war's over. If you don't come willingly, I have to embark your fancy ships. Than you destroy my cute patrol interceptor. Than I take some old granny as a hostage. Than you let your pistoleros crew shoot on me. Than I have to jump to space with no space-suit on. It's mucho cold there! And no fiesta at all!

Escaping maneuver of nimble El Comisario

I will send this earring to your Space Command Center, take care that old lady gets it. And tell her... I'm sorry. She could be someone's mother. And CARAMBA! Why do you have nice old grannies on your ships anyway??


Concerning pretty senorita Valkyrie... *blinking* I'm glad you noticed my macho body. It's really appealing to be like me on Crete and I'm glad you have such sophisticated taste, not so common out of Corsair space. And my body shape saved me many times from freezing out in space. Hehehe, about my "compensating" skills we can discuss on some more private place, si chiquita?

*El Comisario reaches OFF button and transmission ends*