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Name: Javier "The Mariachi" Limon
Location: deep Omegas

Senor Elder,

I'm afraid Corsair music is not popular enough in Bretonian space. We really must push that issue mucho more. See what happened:

*Croft transport on radar. Scanning. ID: Freelancer. Cargo: 3000 passengers*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: Limon: Hola senor Croft
Croft: hola
*Croft running. CD.*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: I might want something
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: Running? Are you a spy?
Croft: no mate, I'm just carrying these fine people across a space
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: Fine? Like tasty? *hungry*
Croft: well i'm not into that sorta thing and i'm sure my passengers ain't either, could come up with an alternative deal tho?
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: I need to eat. So is my family. We can eat a lot of things... say...
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: What do you have in your Aid Kit?
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *his crew is getting happy*
Croft: erm... i must confess, i havn't filled it in a while
Croft: how about a charitable donation?
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: I have machete and guitar in my Kit. You choose
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *openes his First Aid Kit*
Croft: i play a bit of guitar, that sounds good
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *machete is bloody stained, but guitar looks nice*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: Oh you too?
Croft: bass mainly but can play guitar too
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: May I sing to your passengers for money? Like space Mariachi?
Croft: of course
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: Get them closer than! *sets a guitar*
Croft: ill get them while you carry on
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *starts playing*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *it's not nice*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *starts singing* Graaaa-naaaa-daaaaaa, .... Lalalalaaaa-laaaaalaaaaaa!
Croft: *one passenger passes out with bleeding ears*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *passangers start to cover their ears*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: OOOOOOO-GRRRRAAAAA-AAAA-AAAA-NAAADAAAAA
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *guitar is smoking*
Croft: It appears these people are uncultured and wish to pay you, Please stop playing
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *panic on your all decks*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: Oh!
Croft: I have a donation from our highest citizen for you
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: THEY DO NOT LIKE MY SONG? *finger on fire button*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: OR YOU DON'T?
Croft: I thought it was ... different
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *getts depressed*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: what donation...? *sigh*
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: *puts guitar down, making all happy*
You have received 2.000.000 credits from Croft
Montana.Misteriosa[TBH]: //*bows*

Gracias Senor Elder for listening to my humble suggestion *nods*

*Limon moves his hand and reaches OFF button.*

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