Sunbucks Cafe

[Jonas Valent]

Officer Valent enters Sunbucks cafe looking sharp in his LPI uniform. He sits down and orders coffee and lots of donuts.

A shady trader comes up and says " Well look here a cop eating donuts. That's not a stereotype. Look at our tax dollars at work"

Valent stares down the trader while still casually eating his donuts.

"Well" he responds "How can I arrest scum like you on an empty stomach?"

"You can try putting down the donuts, Pig." the trader responds.Valent looks around the room and then fixes the trader with a malevolent stare.

"Why would I waste such a fine culinary delight on the likes of you trader? I can just wait for you in space and I am sure we can settle this then."

The trader laughs contemptuously. "You could never catch the likes of me. I am far too clever for a cop. Just keep sitting there eating your donuts"

Valent stares at the trader while silently weighing his options. He suddenly leaps up from the table, grabs the trader by the neck, and shoves the donut down his throat.

"Isn't that the finest donut ever made by man. Sunbucks sure has elevated this donut to an art form, Here have another and another. Tell me how much you like this donut." The trader gags on the donut and pushes himself away.

"Wow, That is good no wonder everyone comes to Sunbucks," the trader replies.

"Damn right," replies Valent