141| Internal Channel

[Eduard]

'Ola, Cauldron Pots! #6 is here. Or... Wait a second... I turned my ID upside down...

Um, let's do it again.

Hey, Mayo jammers! #9 is here!

Hold on tight to your panties, babies, but your little, delicious #9 here has got you a report about a yesterday incident that happened tomorow... er, yesterday.

But ye. So I was strolling out in my "Battleship" which is the standard Onuris class fighter and I reached Omicron-74.

There, I discovered members of the... the... Holy Rotten Mayo Death Cult of Zoner Alliance and I engaged in a intellectualnical conversation with them.

But behold! Below I attached an imprint of the conversation.

[10.07.2013 23:39:51] 141|Interceptor-9: Everybody's Corsair Fu fighting! Aw... Aw... Bump Tss Bump Tss


[10.07.2013 23:40:10] 141|Interceptor-9: Bump Tss Bump Tss Aw Aw Corsair Fu Figghting weeee

[10.07.2013 23:40:27] 141|Rose.Striker: That... Works
[10.07.2013 23:40:30] 141|Interceptor-8: gonna look for you
[10.07.2013 23:40:39] 141|Interceptor-9: Greetings, potatoes! How are you on this day?

[10.07.2013 23:41:05] [ZA]Rocketman: how the order today
[10.07.2013 23:41:14] 141|Rose.Striker: Oh gawd he has a X shuttle
[10.07.2013 23:41:20] 141|Interceptor-9: Hello there, mister cabbage head, do you have a moment to talk about Me? Your lord and saviour?
[10.07.2013 23:41:21] 141|Rose.Striker: I feel offended


[10.07.2013 23:41:36] [ZA]Rocketman: oh yes fearless of the omicrons
[10.07.2013 23:41:44] 141|Interceptor-9: Aw... I love you
[10.07.2013 23:41:46] 141|Interceptor-9: You flatter me
[10.07.2013 23:41:49] 141|Rose.Striker: The one and only *Giggle*
[10.07.2013 23:41:50] [ZA]Rocketman: and i u 2
[10.07.2013 23:41:53] 141|Interceptor-9: I'd snuggle you between my buttcheeks

[10.07.2013 23:42:16] [ZA]Rocketman: ah and id give you sweet smells from me inards
[10.07.2013 23:42:24] 141|Interceptor-9: Damn, you're so romantic
[10.07.2013 23:42:26] 141|Interceptor-9: So umm...
[10.07.2013 23:42:31] 141|Interceptor-9: Do you ever get off that ship?
[10.07.2013 23:42:43] 141|Interceptor-9: I could fix you a date with #5
[10.07.2013 23:42:43] [ZA]Rocketman: so whats on the agenda today same ole thing
[10.07.2013 23:42:47] 141|Interceptor-9: He's a homo poop face
[10.07.2013 23:43:03] [ZA]Rocketman: no i got kids sry dont pitch or catch
[10.07.2013 23:43:12] 141|Interceptor-9: You have kids? Oh my goat!
[10.07.2013 23:43:18] 141|Interceptor-9: I used to climb trees near orphanages
[10.07.2013 23:43:24] 141|Interceptor-9: And peek through the windows at the kids' bathrooms
[10.07.2013 23:43:26] 141|Interceptor-9: Huehuehue
[10.07.2013 23:43:37] 141|Interceptor-9: It was fun to see their scary faces
[10.07.2013 23:43:42] [ZA]Rocketman: yes hungry they be they like ti kill things
[10.07.2013 23:44:01] 141|Interceptor-9: I bet they'll be like poop face
[10.07.2013 23:44:01] [ZA]Rocketman: i want a cloak too
[10.07.2013 23:44:12] 141|Interceptor-9: I can cloak you between my buttcheeks all day long, huehue
[10.07.2013 23:44:16] Carthage: Greetings. this conversation seems to be a tad disturbing i just walked into
[10.07.2013 23:44:20] [ZA]Rocketman: oh dont insult your mommy like that
[10.07.2013 23:44:21] 141|Rose.Striker: *Muted laugh*
[10.07.2013 23:44:38] 141|Interceptor-9: So... You have kids?
[10.07.2013 23:44:39] [ZA]Rocketman: besides i had her first
[10.07.2013 23:44:43] 141|Interceptor-9: Does that mean you also have a wife?
[10.07.2013 23:44:50] Carthage: What is going on in here?
[10.07.2013 23:44:55] 141|Interceptor-9:
[10.07.2013 23:45:04] [ZA]Rocketman: no divorced like all good daddys
[10.07.2013 23:45:16] 141|Interceptor-9: Good. Then we can give the kids to the corsairs for dinner
[10.07.2013 23:45:21] 141|Interceptor-9: And then we can go to a beach
[10.07.2013 23:45:24] [ZA]Rocketman: thought ud know but your still a younger
[10.07.2013 23:45:26] 141|Interceptor-9: And snuggle you between my cheeks
[10.07.2013 23:45:48] [ZA]Rocketman: so rose what ship u got there
[10.07.2013 23:45:55] 141|Interceptor-9: Younger? No... Only the mayo which I use to stick ship engines with is older than me
[10.07.2013 23:46:05] 141|Interceptor-9: Have you ever tasted mayo?
[10.07.2013 23:46:10] 141|Interceptor-9: It's white and sticky
[10.07.2013 23:46:11] 141|Rose.Striker: Ummmm dont let me interruot your conversation * Another muted Laugh*
[10.07.2013 23:46:15] 141|Interceptor-9: And it squirts all over your face
[10.07.2013 23:46:21] 141|Interceptor-9: If you don't pay attention
[10.07.2013 23:46:29] [ZA]Rocketman: miricle whip man meself mayos for baseball addicts
[10.07.2013 23:46:47] 141|Interceptor-9: Balls? Hey, I have a bunch of jingle balls!
[10.07.2013 23:46:51] 141|Interceptor-9: Do you know what I do with them?
[10.07.2013 23:47:06] 141|Interceptor-9: I shove them right in my va... va... va... What was it? Ah ye, vaccum cleaner!
[10.07.2013 23:47:12] 141|Interceptor-9: And when the sack gets filled, I take it out
[10.07.2013 23:47:18] 141|Interceptor-9: And beat the wench out of random people with it
[10.07.2013 23:47:30] 141|Interceptor-9: huehue
[10.07.2013 23:47:40] [ZA]Rocketman: ah nice gunboat
[10.07.2013 23:47:48] 141|Interceptor-9: Did you just called me fat?
[10.07.2013 23:47:57] [ZA]Rocketman: liked your curves
[10.07.2013 23:48:00] 141|Interceptor-9: Your momma's so fat... not even a gunboat can fit her
[10.07.2013 23:48:02] 141|Interceptor-9: Aw...
[10.07.2013 23:48:09] 141|Interceptor-9: Yes... hey! I'm not curved
[10.07.2013 23:48:12] 141|Interceptor-9: I'm straight
[10.07.2013 23:48:16] 141|Interceptor-9: Poop face is curved
[10.07.2013 23:48:19] [ZA]Rocketman: and a light ftr
[10.07.2013 23:48:35] 141|Interceptor-9: Aw... This dude has mumbo pyjamos in his head
[10.07.2013 23:48:46] [ZA]Rocketman: so it seems ya havent stopped the za as of yet
[10.07.2013 23:49:03] 141|Interceptor-9: I regret to dissapoint
[10.07.2013 23:49:08] 141|Interceptor-9: But I don't think we're compatible
[10.07.2013 23:49:14] 141|Interceptor-9: I don't like scalley waggeys
[10.07.2013 23:49:16] [ZA]Rocketman: and with all them nomads running around ya not bust lately

[10.07.2013 23:49:54] 141|Rose.Striker: *The crew can be heard bursting into Laughter*
[10.07.2013 23:49:56] 141|Interceptor-9: Hey! Look! Another scalley waggey donkey!
[10.07.2013 23:50:11] 141|Interceptor-9: Heya! Would you want me to snuggle you between my bottom cheeks?
[10.07.2013 23:50:11] 141|Rose.Striker: How many of you are there!
[10.07.2013 23:50:13] 141|Interceptor-9: I give free snuggles

It seems like the ZA are not interested. No problemo, I'll settle for Admiral Boxhead then... Or maybe wait for future new recruits to come.

But ye, this was your lovely, delicious and nutritious #9 speaking here. Busting off now. Bye bye, jessies!

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