"Just offering my greetings, that's all, my Discordian friend. I may be leader of the Raiders but that doesn't mean I plan on beddin' every pretty young woman I lay eyes on. And I was more mouth-agape at you for putting yourself in between me and my one-sided handshake."
He smiled innocently at Skarsi, as if to say "please return to your stool and cease your insinuations that I have no morals".