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[Thunderer]

I raid Leeds with my Valor and an LF.

There are 3 Dunkirks and 2 cruisers in Leeds.

Somebody asks me if he can bring his Valor, and I, of course, say "of course".

The somebody appears to have no theory of how to fly the Valor, but also a very big ego and a huge wish for ordering around.

The somebody orders a charge into 2 Kirks, attempting to reach them, disregarding the fact that all BSs travel at 90m/s, the fact that we'll die before we reach them even if they're TSing in quite a curved trajectory, and also disregarding the 3rd one, which can flank us, or hit our rear, what's actually happened.

The somebody starts shooting at a hatchet, while the Kirks are munching trough his hull. No FGs have been fired from his ship yet.

I get buttsexed (the Valor can't fire any heavy turrets backwards) by the 3rd Kirk, but EK turn, repel it, and make it cruise away.

As they see it separated, those two Kirks turn and charge the somebody. The somebody dies.

I get rammed by 3 Kirks and 2 cruisers.

The somebody blames me for the defeat, even telling me he's killed me in conn countless times.

np np.

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