Make an ID of one faction you like in such a way that you think its epic

[Kazinsal]

Vagrant Raider ID:

Pilot carrying this ID is a member of the Vagrant Raiders, who:
- Can Pirate Anything that lives, breathes, or beeps.
- Shoots anything that disagrees with the Vagrant Raiders
- Must raid Vagrantly
- Must have something with Krakens
- May smuggle Cardamine, or anything the slightest bit illegal.
- May fly any transports.
- Must have a bunk on the VR-VCS-Metropolis
- Can ram lesser transports with the Metropolis'es gigantic blade.

Allowed ships: Scimitars, Fighters, Transports, Gunboats, Cruisers, Spyglass.

I'd love to point out everything that's wrong with this ID and what conflicts with the faction mission statement, but it'd be faster to point out what's right with it.

I do like the allowed ships line though. That works.

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Retired, permanently.