Concerning our low sausage production, our glorious Minister of Commerce made a deal with Minister of Science. A major breakthrough in our Imperial Laboratory at Crete leads us to astonishing 33% production capacity! Woooow! How?
Well, we just invented El Mucho Super Conductores! Viva la Siencia! Viva El Ministro! Viva la... *listens to someone's laud explanations*
Ah... we didn't actually invented it. We just have to go to New York system and buy it from some Junkers... Well, I'm sure it will be glorious achievement too! Minister of Commerce personally promised a full load of best Gran Canaria's sausages to every Corsair ship that brings a full load of El Mucho Super Conductores from New York!
El Mucho Super Conductores
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