Hey Ruymel

[Thunderer]

- Incoming Transmission -

-= No Encryption =-

Priority: High
To: Everybody
From: C.H.A.I.R.
Location: [Not Specified]
Subject: Reply

C.H.A.I.R, or Conscious Heated Artificial Intelligence Reposer, appears on the screen. It is pink, soft, and armed to the teeth. It is standing in a huge, arid, dry, and horribly disfigured place. The suffocating dust, risen by every grievous scrape of heavy air, prevented the sunlight to shine at the area and bring any joy. The dust probably wasn't even needed, because the sun would have to be an utter masochist to look at that landscape, if it could even be called like that. It resembled more of a confusion of craters, jutting rocks, unexploded missiles, parts of exploded missiles, vitrified piles of sand, demolished buildings, and body parts of beings who once lived in those buildings. Although the sunlight wasn't there, electrical charges from the sandstorms and a few burning pieces of something here and there lit the area well enough.

"I..."

It made a scenic pause.

"Shall challenge you..."

Another scenic pause.

"AAAAAAALL!!!".

It fires dozens of its multicoloured lasers around, along with much more missiles than anybody would think would fit inside it. Even if it was made in Kusari.
A few moments later, an immense mushroom cloud appears in far distance. Its shockwave reaches the area, denting when it hits C.H.A.I.R, and finally knocks the camera over, shutting it down.

- Message Over -

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