Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[vincent camwell]

Priority: Medium/Low
To: BAF DIS
From: Captain Camwell
Location: Southampton Shipyard
Subject: Severely damaged vessels
Greetings,
This is Captain Camwell of BRF|HMS-Dreadnought and BRF|HMS-Nuneaton. Unfortunately, I regret to inform you that now both my assigned ships are severely damaged and sitting behind Southampton. I'm sure you are already aware of the Dreadnoughts tragic moment, when it was swarmed by Gallic capitals in Leeds. Now the vessel I donated my own money for, the Nuneaton, has also been crippled. I hope you will not be too harsh on me for what happened. I admit, I was indeed in charge of the vessel at the time of it's crippling, but, it really all comes down to my head tea maker. It happened during a routine patrol of the Leeds system. I was sitting in my chair by the main controls when my afternoon tea arrived. I sipped it, but then, did that great sin and spat it out; it was about 50 degrees too hot! (My tongue is still recovering from this as well) Anyway, I spat it out in front of me, where, tragically were my controls. And so the ship went out of control, and flew into battleship Derby (which was unharmed due to those amazing Bretonian shields) However, it overpowered the Nuneaton's shielding, which caused a main reactor explosion. This is indeed much more severe than what happened to the dreadnought, but those bright engineers at Southampton say they'll get it fixed...after a long time.
I am however glad to inform you that I will personally fund for yet another backup ship; a gunboat, and that will be ready for action within a month.
That concludes my report.