To: The Union Corse

[Eduard]

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Bonsoir, monsieurs and madames from the most prestigious and illustrious conglomeration in the entirety of Gallia. Bonsoir, Corsicans!

Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Robert d'Autoine and I happen to be the Head Councilor of a certain zoner organization nefariously known as the Commonwealth, the same zoner organization which, at this most benevolent moment, inhabits the Freeport 10.

Now, I am more than certain that you have been informed by a certain, special member of your finespun organization about my possible motives for contacting you at this apparently, by... Ile-de-France's timezones, abhorrently late hour of day when most people pursuing a personal and social life would sleep, but not moi, monsieurs!

Anyway, as I may have obliviously exuded forth from the tight clutches of my lips already, I am currently contacting you for a business proposition but before I will get to any details, I would like to acknowledge the dainty corsican interest for the mere words I have to say.

That being said, I shall be patiently await for your reply. Au revoir!

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