SCRA Recruitment Centre

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Simone was casually walking on the bridge of the CPW-Archon, when the communications officer spoke up.

-Comrade-commissar, I have just received a very strange transmission from
THE RECRUITMENT CENTER ON BOA VISTA.
Seems like they got another mail from some kind of kid who wants to join our great cause.

-Oh, my Ikon... Why do you punish us with such idiots? Still... I can't understand how do they think we will communicate with them in transmissions... If someone really wants to do something for the good people of Sirius, why do they have to hide behind screens? Why can't they come here and put their ugly face in front of me? I'm not that scary... Ah, I hate to do this, but prepare the virus.

The virus.

The virus, which overloads the computer upon opening the transmission and eventually the screen will end up detonating into the "applicant's" face. Not a nice end, especially for someone, who's life could have been sacrificed for more valuable purposes.

On the signal of the communication's officer Simone turned towards the main screen.

-Good afternoon Mr. Zhang Pao. I see you misunderstood our propaganda, when we specially asked for face to face interviews. I'm sorry, but I can't do anything with you at this distance. - A smile appeared on Simone's face - Or, maybe I can. You know where to find us, if you can wipe the hot plasma off your face. I don't really like ugly men. Transmission over.

Upon watching the transmission, the virus has already overloaded the system of the applicant, who has only a few seconds to jump away, if he doesn't want burning plasma in his face.

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