To: Temporary Autonomous Zoners

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Source: Holy Temple Grounds, Baffin
Sender: Professor Louis Carlisle
Encryption: Medium

Tei Kallistei, Mister Reinhardt!

I am Professor Louis Carlisle of the Baffin Research Institute for the Uninstituted. I have heard of the Commonwealth residing in Tau-37 but I'm not sure you have heard of me...

Now formalities aside, I would like to start with formalities... ah wait. No. Not formalities... we're already done with that.

Ah yes!

Procedures, guidelines... things that people normally proceed to first before moving on to the essentials.

First and foremost, your attention has come at the most opportune moment. Our "scrubbies" or in layman's terms, Alien Organisms, have produced tenfold than the usual harvest such that we are able to provide you with your request.

Second, may I ask as to what purpose do you have in mind for these things? This question has been asked a lot of times that it has become somewhat of a "cliche", but we have standards to follow in processing your request.

I'm sure if our roles were reversed right now you would ask the same, no?

I patiently wait for your reply.

23's!


~~Yours in Eris' Graciousness~~
Professor Louis Carlisle

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