Bretonian Armed Forces Capital Ship Registration and Deployment Office

[BAF Admiralty Board]

Hello again, Captain Picard.

I'm afraid it must be a mistake. We've just checked the Dauntless, and she is calmly stationed at planet New London. We have asked the crew about you, but none of them seems to know you. I am not disqualifying the possibility that Southampton itself might have named her incorrectly, though. If that's the case, please take her there for a name change at once.
But if this is some sort of a deliberate and completely distasteful jest, we must warn you that it could be viewed as an information attack on the Armed Forces, what would require us to treat you as an enemy of Kingdom of Bretonia. Really, it's not funny.

Signed: Ark Royal Headquarters Secretary Leighton Watson

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