Caramba, is that you, Ronaldino?? I knew you when you were just a little niño! Thank you Santa Muerte, you grown to an awesome young man! Of course you can join TBH, your application is approved!
Oh... and I was very sorry when your mother died. She was one remarkable women. She used to bring a light to any room she entered in, my dear niño. Ehmm... Ronaldo. Senor Lopez, to be more accurate. You behave so humble, like being from here, but you are actually from there. Or even there. Never mind, you are mucho welcome.
*Uses his hands to explain it better, but gives up and reaches OFF button with relief*