Bretonian Armed Forces Recruitment Centre (iRP)

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A group of excited young fellows playfully entered into the recruitment office.
For just a second the recruitment officer squinted at just how young these - boys - were.
Without further prompting, the newcomers launched into their presentation

Hello sir, we would like to sign up for the army
us, as a collective
Bretonia is in a time of need
we are patriots
we will make our mums and dads proud
and repel those damn space french
Yeah!
I'm certain our physical abilities will impress you
they certainly impressed Meg last night
oi shut up Terry
no you shut up
you guys are messin up the presentation! ah, sir
ever since we were young

the recruitment officer blinked

we dreamed of taking to the stars for the queen
We love the queen
i love the queen
don't mind Graham hes just a patriot
I love the queen so much, i wanna mmmmmmfffff
what he means is sir is that he wants to serve the queen, like all of us
we are very qualified sir
i think
we are prepared, we play
train every day in our local simulation center
well not during the games
yes during the games, we train everyday - football can wait
here are our files, you can read through them

We'll uhhh get back to you... fine young? err gentlemen

have a nice day sir
we look forward to serving with you

The boys bow, and then leave.

Just like I served meg
Shut up, Terry, god you're a cu

And out of earshot they go.

The files:
Call of Queen's military arcade certificate of completion ($50):
1. Tommy Izzard, 15 19, Simulation Ranking: Gunner [15kb]
2. George Cook, 16 19, Simulation Ranking: Gunboat Pilot [60kb]
3. Terry Cleese, 14 19, Simulation Ranking: Tactics, Stewardess [34mb]
4. Graham Stone, 19 19, Simulation Ranking: Pilot, Gunner [72kb]
5. Steve Idle, 16 19, Simulation Ranking: Security, Gunner [1mb]
6. Seth Milligan, 18 19, Simulation Ranking: Communications [4.3kb]
for entertainment purposes only

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