Waiwaiwait, hold on. What?

[Haste]

I have no real problem with this. What is a problem related to this, however, is how easy it is to rename.

Image that the pirate mentioned in the OP actually starts pirating. A transport pilot screams to the LPI "help, <player x> is a pirate!". The LPI plops them into their giant, impossible to manage database.

The next day, said player has renamed to something else and can do it all again with no consequences.

Edit:

And, of course, bounty boards.

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