The New Gaian Front Reading Room

[Papa Oomaumau]

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Holmfirth Control, this is Doctor Phineas Steel on an inbound vector... thingy.

I'm going to need laboratory sectors 3 and 4a sealed off, and a containment team at bay 3.
I have the element.

Do alert the Chief of my arrival time.
And tell him his pants are on sideways.

Then film him for a couple minutes.

I'm doing experiments on external suggested stride adjustment formulae...

...I could use the data.

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Oh, and have the Nurse staff on standby with a pot of hot coffee and my favorite lab coat!
The one that goes "weeekr weeeekr" when I wave my arms.

Nurses Hatchett and Nife will need to scrub in immediately.
And yes, all the way scrubbed, thank you.

I'll not have a repeat of last time!


Now listen, i'm in docking orbit - I think...
I can't tell what the hell this computer is doing right now!
Give me an abacus and a sliderule any day!

So open up!