Ways to Die in Disco

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So since this is my 6--th (evil number) post, I decided why not make a topic that relates to it!

Introducing every single way I can think of of how to die in Disco! (Yeah i know there are two "of"s)

IN FORUMS and/or GAME

1. Death by trolls.
Damn you green monsters!

2. Death by Admin.
Don't hurt me Q.Q

3. Death by community.
The ultimate gank on forums.


IN GAME

1. Death by crashing into Planet
Did that recently when I was trying to cruise as close as i can to Manhattan without dieing. Didn't go so well with my Arrow...

2. Death by Gun
We all know that one.

3. Death by NPC
The most embarrassing way i think to die... OR the most trolly if you are in a PVP and someone wants that blue message.

4. Death by Missile
All my opponents raged and that one when I got them in my Spatial Missile-Boat. I died a billion times to this too from a fully missile armored Werewolf or Ravon's Tallon (old model)

5. Death by Torpedo
I wont say its a lucky shot but you gotta be pretty fat and not concentrating to die like this.

6. Death by MR
SO MUCH SKILLLLZZZZ

7. Death by CD
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU NO SKILLLLLZZZZ

8. Death by running into mine.
Minesss.......

9. Death by mining yourself.
I should of had a screamer mine instead....

10. Death by getting a mine poped on you with your opponents CD.
How was I that close?

11. Death by getting a mine poped on you with your own CD.
WHY DID I DO THAT!?!

12. Death by getting a mine poped on you by your opponent shooting it in a joust.
Dat, gun.

13. Death by getting a mine poped on you by your own doing when you shoot the damn mine in front of you for no real reason but that its just there and you KNOW its there and STILL shoot it.
Killing the mine is more important that getting the enemy. I gotta remove all from my path.

14. Death by running into mine field.
Generally suicide or really desperate to getting to the other side.

15. Death by volatile gasses.
How does gas even like...

16. Death by radiation.
AFKed too long there buddy.... tooo baaaaad!

17. Death by flying into star.
Only if you like shiny things or ... there is nothing I can think of would make it an accident. Your suicidal.

18. Death by Badlands.
One hit at the damn rock in cruise and your DONE! Say bye bye to your controls.

19. Death by other rocks.
Stop hitting yourself.

20. Death by trade lane NPCs
I dunno how many times they ran over me....

21. Death by the lolberty gank squad.
Because no one has anything to do in liberty and everyone is there.

22. Death by kamakazi. (nuke, torp, misisle)
WORTH!

23. Death by friendly cap missile AoE damage.
The Corsairs know this well.

24. Death by all friendly fire (mine, gun, missile, torp)
CONSPIRACY!

25. Death by an Arrow in the knee.
Like the Arrow shoots you down...

26. Death by Base.
You cant dodge guns can you? Or did you shoot a CD and anger the whole station?

27. Death by stray shot.
2 dam lucky D:

28. Death by invisible cloaked ship bumping you to death.
IM NOT GOING CRAZY!!

29. Death by Barge
No really, it happened to me.... I was in a VHF attacking it and i bumped into it.... Badlands all over agian!

30. Death by Mission
All I wanted was 2 million all to myself. but noooooooooooooo!


What other ones do you know? Im sure there are more but its 1:25 AM and i cant think straight....

EDIT: ALMOST FORGOT!!!

*Inhales air*

31. THE SERVER SHUTS DOWN FOR GOOD, OR WORSE!!!

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