Manhattan Protest March

[Reverend Del]

To: New York Protest Dudes
Comm. ID: Red.Afonso

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Yo there, amigos! I totally heard about a big protest going down in New York, so I'm all 'Yeah man, down with the capitalist man, man! Free the weed!' and then I, like, sorta realised that the whole legalisation movement is goin' down a treat and might see the light of day after the ol' 'allowed for personal use' business.

And then I noticed that it wasn't even a proper protest! It's for guns!? No long hair, smoke, groovy tunes or free love? And in the name of arming bears or somethin' like that? What the hell kinda protest is that, dude? Protests should be all about peace, free love, the environment or if you're an angry sort like I sometimes get after the old Synth-doped lager, a riot against the capitalist MAN, man!

Count me out, dude!

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Comm ID: Simon Reynolds
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This is not a protest about guns, this is a protest about encraoching military rule in Liberty, increasing levels of military readiness, we stand upon the brink of apocalypse and the Navy would send us into the pit without a thought or word to save us. But I believe that we can make this better, and this is only the first step to salvation for Liberty. Join us on this march show Liberty that you will not stand for it's moral degradation! We will not stand for it's harsh oppressive stance! Liberty is a democracy not a tyranny! All I ask is that you help us in this small way.

Thank you.


Reynolds out


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Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.