"It is not often a Commissar survives the rigors of the Ministry of Truth to celebrate his or her Birthday amongst us. To commemorate this occasion all personnel will receive an extra bottle of Vodka to their ration.
However this does not permit the following: Clinking of glasses in a loud manner, drunken debutchery between male/female combat personnel, drunken insults against the Ministry of Truth and/or celebratory gunfire [ In the past such gunfire has endangered no less than 23 spectators, General Warner during a visit to Volgograd, a class of school children and a rare transplanted family of Gaian Sea-Monkys on JiangXi.]
Remember, while the Fighter Corps may say that 'SCRA is a Party', this does not mean endangering others during such celebrations is required.
Congratulations Commissar Tabakov, we expect you bright and early in the morning for work."
Another Year goes on for our comrade!
HIS WATCHFUL EYE
Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army
Революционная Армия Коалиции Сириуса
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