Temporary Autonomous Zoners Roll Call

[Alpha 429]

*Voicemail Message on Mal's answer machine*

Hello.... Hello?.......... Good goddesses is this thing on? *background noise* It is Sophie? Oh jolly good then. Hello Mal, it's Puddles. I seem to be "down a hole" as it were. Cortana has gone a bit doo-lalley and has stolen my bird and,my stock portfolio, which she sold to fund a shopping spree. As a result other than the clothes on my back I'm left with hee-haw. I've gotten a job at Sophie's scrubbing dishes so eventually ill be able to put enough together to get my bird back and join you all in the big hoover.

Cya when I can, oh and if any of you find Cortana, send the little blighter back to me, there's a good boy.

Anywho, 23's and cheerio.

Commodore Puddles.

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I know where it is Cortana, I just have to find it. - Commodore Puddles