INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: His Watchful Eye
LOCATION: *Classified*
TARGET ID: S.C.R.A. Assets
SUBJECT: The Christmas Season
THE COMMISSARIAT
Attention!
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Revolution. It has come to my attention that individuals have been attempting to spend above their allotted Social Credit Rationings in preparation for the Christmas Holiday. I must remind all citizens that these limitations are in place for a reason and are NOT to be used for the Holiday Season.
Should you wish to acquire a gift for your fellow comrade you MUST put in a requisition to the Ministry of Plenty for a End-Season Credit Allocation' which can only be used during the holiday season known as Christmas and 'New Years Eve'. Any attempts to continue using this allotment after the time is up or if not as intended to be used the perpetrator shall be sent to the GULAG for re-socialization and education on logistics.
Furthermore I wish to address rumours of possible breaking and entering this season, if you should hear a strange sound near your heating vents or for those on JiangXi their 'Fire Places' as they would be called. You are to ignore it, return to your bed and sleep through it. Attempts to open your eyes and investigate the sounds will be met by blunt-force trauma induced by a hoof-shaped object and increased possibility of your Coal Rations being increased.
That is all for now, remember..I know when you are sleeping...WE KNOW WHEN YOU ARE AWAKE..."
Respect Comrade Santa Claus during his visit! Leave out a share of Vodka Rations.
HIS WATCHFUL EYE
Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army
Революционная Армия Коалиции Сириуса