From Dr. Malcolm Kynde
Chief of Medicine, New Gaian Front
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*crackle*
Ah, yes...
There we go!
-That's the last time I let the nurses near the recorder!
Anyway - to the report!
I led a delegation of Doctors Without Restraint to the Dublin system yesterday to attempt to heal Gaia's wounds there.
We broke up a small mining operation, sending some Gallic hauler packing, before he could load up.
While we were at it an ##S# Cruiser (whose name I fail to remember) came upon us, and without even hearing our explanations (!), engaged us.
While we were busy with him, the miner we were babysitting, one R##sS####Ne###ck##t, engaged us as well~!
After stomping a mud-hole in him, he fled to the Essex, and docked there - That's one less miner scraping away at Great Gaia in Dublin! - *leans in and grins ruefully at the screen*
We then turned on the Cruiser in earnest, when along came his wingman, a bomber tagged the ####La#a#us.
Turning our attention to the snubcraft, the Cruiser proceeded to tear off our weapons, one by one, until limping, we were forced to flee into New London and the safety of Trafalgar. *picks at collar, nervously*
I understand this ##sty's###gb#ew##ket later re-engaged some more of our fine Doctors, but I will let those that were there deliver THAT report.
This one is rapidly moving toward the fine rank of Gaia's Public Enemy Number One! *waggles finger at the screen*
Oh, I nearly forgot!
I was wearing my favorite white pvc labcoat, the one with the little tassles at the shoulders, and did I ever cut a fine form!
Oh, dashing was NOT the word!