The New Gaian Front

[Marburg]

Doctor Morbid Zen

Disputed Chief of Gaian Tetrahydrocannabinolic Medicine

Recovering Death Cultist

Spiritual Guru for Hire

Solar Wind and Edge Surfer

& Wearer of a Damn Fine Hat

Doctors, good evening and health! I would like to take this opportunity to offer my services and ::ahem:: medical expertise as a consultant to The New Gaian Front!
Most of my practice is pro-bono within Gaian space, but I do on occasion accept payment in pounds from my patients, be they pounds of flesh or blood. Since I happen to also act as my own collection agent, my work could be a budgetary boon (so to speak) to the NGF bottom line overall if I'm accepted as a colleague.

I won't bore you lot with my resume' at the moment since we Humans all historically tend to lie on them anyway; What I offer instead for the time being is bonafide Gaian wisdom: At the end of it all, it's better to regret the things you have done than the things you haven't.

Besides, I have a habit of regularly sporting a damn fine hat, so what could possibly go wrong?

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