From your dossier, i see the Sacred Chao has spun in a counter-fnord direction and sent you one flax of a curvecabbage (you'd be surprised how often that happens. Why Eris needed livestock delivered to Freeport 10, i'll never figure. and let me tell you, a horde of bored livestock aboard a warship is not a good situation. Dang cows tried to declare war on the freeport. but i digress).
Everything else seems in order, so here are the questions to ascertain your popely potential.
2) What is a "Fnord?"
6) State the "Law of Fives?"
17) What is the Turkey Curse? (No, it isn't the ship flying around with the same name)
12) Who the thud is Greyface?
10) What is the "Sacred Chao?"
PM me with the answers and your app will then go to the fnordnet for voting.
Now, despite any conceptions you may have, how you answer them is quite important. also important: no copypasta. copypastaing will result in your app being summarily flushed. If you dont know, just say so.
The holy tomes are included in the channel transmission.
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