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Former industrialist and Cambridge University professor Dr. Venture was a celebrated scholar on planet Cambridge before a long night of experimenting with Cardamine dervatives left him mentally unstable. He left planet Cambridge and was known to have linked up with the Green Movement for a brief while before ultimately joining the radical Gaian movement known as the New Gaian Front.
He is known to fly a Chameleon heavy fighter, and likes to preach loudly against the evils of asteroid mining. He has most often been seen operating in the Tau and Dublin systems.
Approach with extreme caution. Subject likes to lure his targets in with curious questioning before holding them at gunpoint, sometimes forcing them to sing hymns of Gaia's praise, and then attacking their ships viciously until they drop their ore shipments, which are then promptly destroyed.
He is also known to periodically carry Cardamine on board his ship, from which he will sometimes partake before lurking in the mining fields....often leading to very morose poetry being read aloud on the comm systems, with occasional crying.
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Please List Doctor's name: Dr. Seuss
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Practically nothing is known about the life of the Gaian terrorist known as Dr. Seuss. Few have seen him, and those that have are usually scarred and unable to put their experiences into comprehensive words.
He is known to fly a Gaian Claymore Gunship. There have been reports that miners have heard rhymes echoing over the comm channels as he approached their position...usually firing at them once they are sighted. Here is a transcript of one such encounter recovered from a BMM Hegemon's black box found floating in Dublin:
"I do not like them in the fields.....I do not like the ore it yields.
I cannot stand these miners here, I will not stand until they're clear.
Miners here and miners there, I don't like miners anywhere.
I see a miner up ahead. In 1 more minute I'll see him dead."
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