You got a donut?

[Zapp]

The man -- Deputy Chief Matt Myers wakes up with a roar[/i]

"GOPHER! MY GOD, EJECT! AHHH! FAT COPS AND WOMEN FIRST!!! ABANDON SHIP... oh, it just you. Lemme see dat."

He rips the quiz out of Dwayne's hand and reads it over, making small 'mmhmm' sounds every now and then.

"Mama's boy, eh? Well den. Seein' as we need a decoy for da Gophers, and danglin' meat in front o' dere ships don't work so good as da cold vacuum o' space tends to give i' freezer burn, you be hired. Oh, and that is Chuck Norris."

He points at a large post of a man with a beard and cowboy hat.

"Dey say he be from a time called 'Ol West'. All we know is da he kick ass and lay down da law. He be da super cop."

There is a distinct note of reverence in Matt's voice.

"OI! WHY YOU STILL STANDIN' DERE?! Cesar, get yer lazy bum arse in 'ere and get dis new guy in a Patriot. Oi, and get him some asthma meds, too. Looks like we gonna have to force-feed dis one donuts and coffee. I mean... err... nothin'."

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