.:j:. Junker Congress Admissions

[Junker Congress]

>>>Incoming Transmission
>>>Source: Trafalger Base, New London
>>>Sender: Juan "El Burrito" Ortega
>>>Encryption: Moderate

*The screen flickers to life. A face is show, his finger tapping on the screen*
"Is this thing on ?".... "Oh Dammit , we need to replace the LED light on this thing"
....."Ahem !!"...*clears throat*
* The camera zooms out showing Two men and a Dwarf"
"Ello there, We have heard about the junker congress and we would like to join. Firstly let me introduce you to my pilot and gunner."
*Points to the right*
" This is Pepe "Tomita" Ortega, My Pilot" * A quick nod from a whale of a man*
*Points to the left*
"And this is Julio "Giganto" Ortega" * The dwarf waves*
"And Me...Well I am Juan "El Burrito" Ortega... And they call me El Burrito because I'm like a Burrito taking stuff from here to there. Why the other day in Sigma 13"* Gets a nudge in his side from Julio.*
"..Oh Sorry I tend to go off track. That's Julio's second job keeping me on track. Now where was I? Oh si.... We were born and raised in Trafalger and I know you are gonna ask and it may seem like that but we are not brothers we just have the same surname."
"I won a CSV in a poker game. Man I was on fire that night and won every.."*Another nudge from Julio*. "Ah sorrry about that.Was doing it again. From there on we explored every nook and corner of Sirrius."
*Pepe beckons Juan to him and whispers in his ear.*
"Ah Si... We had come in contact with one of your members....er..... whats his name?Ah Si ... .:j:.waylands.lorry Si and we did some hauling for him and he has agreed to sponsor us."
*Pepe beckons Juan to him again and whispers in his ear.*
"Ah Si... A little bit about us. Pepe here....he is very Big and very Clumsy...but put a ship into his hands...MAMA MIA.. the ship becomes like a space monkey turning here and there.Why the other time when we were in Hamburg..."* Gets a nudge in his side from Julio.*
"Ah I was doing it again no? And this is Julio.We call him Giganto coz hes got a BIG heart like a giant si.... Never backs down. I am the brains behind this crew and I plan the route and stuff. We pilot a salvager the Name is El-Bruja and would love to be part of the congress... er.... I guess that is it for now"
*shows his back to the camera*
"Now that is taken care of lets head into a bar and drink and meet some mama.." * Gets a nudge in his side from Julio.*" What Julio?" *Julio points to the camera* "Aaiyayai.. Somebody get that light fixed"

++COMMS CLOSED,TRANSMISSION ENDED++
++TRANSMISSION TIME 10 MINUTES++

Greetings fellow Junker!
First I would like to thank you for taking the time to apply with us.

It seems several of our members have vouched for you and after meeting you I can see why.
So with all the show of support I think you would make a great addition to our ranks.
As soon as you can stop by Vieques and have the ship workers there paint a .:j:. tag on your ship!
Check your inbox for your registration verification and codes for entry.
Welcome aboard Congressman!!

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