You got a donut?

[SWilson]

Colin is sitting on a chair in the corner, using the wall to write on. He pulls his sunglasses off and pokes them in his pocket, the office not being very well lit, and begins to fill out the form. His pen occasionally slipping to make an extra line or two.

1. Do you like donuts?
Well, That really depends on the doughnut. If it is coated in cinnamon, then yes. However, I cannot eat Jam Doughnuts, they usually give me a bad case of gas. Usually enough Methane generated to power an entire planet off it.

2. Do you like coffee?
Only a triple-shot of Espresso with cream, chocolate and sugar. Otherwise I simply don't get hyperactive enough to bother shooting at anyone. When I am not Hyper, I am stoned. So coffee like this is good for me, or not. I like being completely stoned.

3. Do you like paperwork?
Well, I made lots of paper planes in class at school and threw them at everyone. Does that count as paperwork? My teachers didn't seem to think so, especially after one lost an eye.

4. Do you have any flight experience?
With Paper planes? I am a pro. In a ship however, Only enough to blow a few pirates out of the sky, When I am hyper on sugar and coffee. Otherwise, I might manage to drift from station to station, Running from any pirate in sight.

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
I dunno, Enough for my supply of Happy Tobacca? The stuff isn't cheap you know. I think the smugglers hate moving it in for a cheap amount, They get caught sometimes.

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
Any time I can be bothered being awake. I seem to have problems sleeping though, Could have something to do with all that lovely coffee, So that is almost any time I can be bothered taking off or un-docking from where I decided to crash for the night, or day, Whichever is the peak time for piracy. Always good to sleep through that.

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Patriot, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
They don't Care? Oh, I am gonna get those bastards. I was always told they cared about those that kept the pirates off their backs. All for Chuck Norris, Lord of all and the greatest to ever live. God can go to hell though, I don't even think he is real, The universe is simply too ****ed up for him to be. Besides, If he was real, Chuck Norris would have defeated him by now and he wouldn't be real any more.

8. Are you disgruntled?
Only when answering quizzes like this and listening to country and rap music. Well, and when I run out of my Happy Tobacca and Espresso.

Colin looks over what he has written and stands up, Wiping his hands on his black cargo pants and placing his sunglasses back on his face. He walks over to the fat man and stomps his foot on the floor loudly. He speaks loudly, throwing a sheet of paper and a pen down on the desk. "Hey, I've finished this useless thing..."

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-Scott Wilson

Jack West, Freelancer
Jacob West, Junker Captain of Jacob West's Psychosis
Officer Jasper Newton "Jack" Daniel, Liberty Police, Inc.
Richard "Blacknight" deLioncourt, Sadistic Psychopath

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