Source: Howard Storm, Borderworlds transport 'Flying Paradise'
Location: Freeport 9, Omicron Theta
Greetings sir.
My name is Howard Storm, a person only recently discovering the true paradise that is zoner life. However , my history is much different compared to a Zoner.
Bred to corporate life, I knew no peace. I was tensed, temperamental etc etc.....
But I was introduce into the Zoner way of life, and was peaceful at last.
Until I faced ..........It.
I had just delivered food rations to freeport 11 in delta, and was returning to Gran Canaria, when, while flying through Kappa, when that ..... thing, appeared, and showered my ship, then a Whale, with purple thingymaboober stuff.
As my ship almost blew, I stuffed my crew into my Osprey's cargo hold and took the controls, and returned to Theta.
I do not have any wants in life, just to kill those purple jellies, but alas, I am no war pilot. So I decided to join any society, that can give me peace of mind and help me live atleast for a few decades, for those jellies seem attracted to me.
I tried to join the OSI, but they refused me. You are my last hope to a peaceful lifetime. Please do not deny me that.