BMM-Guildford Mainframe

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Captain's Logs

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Wednesday (29/01/821 AS)

What the heck is this piece a' junk!?

So, I take up the ol' keys ta this... thing. I'm super excited, I start scanning Southhampton for dockin' bay #3. As I'm walkin' I see all these really neat, polished, armoured ships. Then, Docking Bay #3 shows me this... scrap monkey. It's as old as all heck and the damn thing takes an eon to take off! I turn ta the harbourmaster and tell the bloke I got the wrong yeah, he just checks his little board and tells me that nothin's wrong! What a guy!

So I'm stuck with the Guildford. It's an outdated hunk a junk that has been equipped for Hydrocarbon mining rather than anything decent. Christ, even the air conditioners are busted!

Whoever thought it'd be funny to put me on this floatin' garbage island will get a might punch in the ol' snoz!

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